Telamon Football Club, Onze Noppen Onze Noten, Liever Geen Voetballers, Altijd Naar Voren, Metal Bottlenecks, Gras Etende Koeien, We Nemen De Benen, Slagvaardig Vooruit, Dertig Meter Snoer, Blue Wizzards Vooruit
TELAMON FOOTBALL CLUB
| 1 Chris Isaak (Chris Isaak) |
| 2 Emily Erwin (Dixie Chicks) |
| 3 John Mayer (John Mayer) |
| 4 Elliott Smith (Elliott Smith) |
| 5 Anand Wilder (Yeasayer) |
| 6 Hank Shermann (Mercyful Fate) |
| 7 Rob de Weert (Trockener Kecks) |
| 8 The Lau (Trockener Kecks) |
| 9 Bernard Sumner (Joy Division) |
| 10 Bernard Butler (Duffy) |
| 11 Jennifer Clavin (Bleached) |
ONZE NOPPEN ONZE NOTEN
| 1 Jessica Clavin (Bleached) |
| 2 Ty Segall (Ty Segall) |
| 3 Carlos Alomar (Scissor Sisters) |
| 4 Peter Silberman (The Antlers) |
| 5 Heath Fogg (Alabama Shakes) |
| 6 Neil Young (Rob Wasserman) |
| 7 Tomatito (Tomatito) |
| 8 Paco Pena (Paco Pena) |
| 9 Jim Corr (The Corrs) |
| 10 Noel Hogan (The Cranberries) |
| 11 Gary Sanford (Joe Jackson Band) |
LIEVER GEEN VOETBALLERS
| (1) Andrew Ridgley (Wham!) |
| (2) Hugh Burns (Wham!) |
| (3) David Rhodes (Tori Amos) |
| (4) Stewart Moxham (Young Marble Giants) |
| (5) Hans Sanders (Bots) |
| (6) Erwin Nijhof (The Prodigal Sons) |
| (7) Louis Cook (Bad Manners) |
| (8) James Lawrence (Hope Of The States) |
| (9) Dave Rotheray (The Beautiful South) |
| (10) Thomas Acda (Acda en De Munnik) |
| (11) Damien Rice (Damien Rice) |
ALTIJD NAAR VOREN
| (1) Orlando Weeks (The Maccabees) |
| (2) Felix White (The Maccabees) |
| (3) Hugo White (The Maccabees) |
| (4) Antonio Carlos Jobim (Jobim & Bonfa) |
| (5) Luiz Floriano Bonfa (Jobim & Bonfa) |
| (6) Stu Mackenzie (King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard) |
| (7) Kevin Parker (Tame Impala) |
| (8) Rhiannon Giddens (The New Basement Tapes) |
| (9) Marcus Mumford (The New Basement Tapes) |
| (10) T-Bone Burnett (The New Basement Tapes) |
| (11) Colin Meloy (The Decemberists) |
METAL BOTTLENECKS
| 1 Chris Funk (The Decemberists) |
| 2 Miles Michaud (Allah-Las) |
| 3 Pedrum Siadatian (Allah-Las) |
| 4 Joe Newman (Alt-J) |
| 5 Casper Starreveld (Kensington) |
| 6 Eloi Youssef (Kensington) |
| 7 Nels Cline (Wilco) |
| 8 Patrick Sansone (Wilco) |
| 9 Jeff Tweedy (Wilco) |
| 10 James Walsh (Starsailor) |
| 11 Bart van Liemt (The Sheer) |
GRAS ETENDE KOEIEN
| 1 Peter Perrett (Peter Perrett) |
| 2 Stephen Malkmus (Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks) |
| 3 Willy Mason (Willy Mason) |
| 4 Kurt Vile (Kurt Vile) |
| 5 Adam Granduciel (Kurt Vile) |
| 6 Jeff Mangun (Neutral Milk Hotel) |
| 7 Sergio Pizzorno (Kasabian) |
| 8 Christopher Karloff (Kasabian) |
| 9 Joseph Mount (Metronomy) |
| 10 Elvis Costello (New Basement Tapes) |
| 11 Bill Kelliher (Mastodon) |
WE NEMEN DE BENEN
| 1 Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon) |
| 2 Matthew Followill (Kings of Leon) |
| 3 Ira Louvin (The Louvin Brothers) |
| 4 Charlie Louvin (The Louvin Brothers) |
| 5 Bob Weir (Rob Wasserman) |
| 6 Marc Ribot (Rob Wasserman) |
| 7 Les Paul (Les Paul) |
| 8 Vincent Neff (Django Django) |
| 9 Michael Rother (Harmonia) |
| 10 Jez Williams (Doves) |
| 11 Judith Holofernes (Wir Sind Helden) |
SLAGVAARDIG VOORUIT
| 1 Odd Nordstoga (Odd Nordstoga) |
| 2 Charles Bagshaw (Temples) |
| 3 Ben McLeod (All Them Witches) |
| 4 Erlend Oye (Kings Of Convenience) |
| 5 Erik Glambek Boe (Kings Of Convenience) |
| 6 Adam Granduciel (The War On Drugs) |
| 7 Justin Vernon (Bon Iver) |
| 8 Isaac Brock (Modest Mouse) |
| 9 Admiral Freebee (Admiral Freebee) |
| 10 Daniel Lohues (Daniel Lohues) |
| 11 JB Meyers (Ellen ten Damme) |
DERTIG METER SNOER
| 1 Richard Janssen (Ellen ten Damme) |
| 2 Jonny Buckland (Coldplay) |
| 3 Graham Nash (The Hollies) |
| 4 Tony Hicks (The Hollies)5 |
| 5 David Eugene Edwards (16 Horsepower) |
| 6 Dennis Huige (Ragoon) |
| 7 Hank Marvin (The Shadows) |
| 8 Bruce Welch (The Shadows) |
| 9 Syd Barrett (Syd Barrett) |
| 10 Derek Leckenby (Herman’s Hermits) |
| 11 Keith Hopwood (Herman’s Hermits) |
BLUE WIZZARDS UNITED FC
| 1 David Gilmour (Syd Barrett) |
| 2 Kevin Ayers (Kevin Ayers) |
| 3 Jordan Hyde (Hurray For The Rif Raf) |
| 4 Paul Butler (Hurray For The Rif Raf) |
| 5 Ira Kaplan (Yo La Tengo) |
| 6 Greg Kurstin (Lily Allen) |
| 7 Willie Hale (Jos Stone) |
| 8 Tom Broshuis (Mister And Mississippi) |
| 9 Danny van Tiggele (Mister And Mississippi) |
| 10 Marien Dorleijn (Moss) |
| 11 Michiel Stam (Moss) |
